What would it wear??!!

Yesterday saw me tripping throught he streets of Akasaka with a possy of girls and one boy to see Vagina Monologues at the very nicely laid out and cosy Akasaka V Theater.
Written by Eve Ensler who had no idea she would start a revolution in womens underpants quite like this ,it has toured the world and is now part of a charity raising money for women who have been subjected to abuse,primarily the pyschological warfare of man.
So the show is a collection of Monologues that were taken from interviews abou what women thought about thier Vaginas.
What would it say?
What would it wear?
What does it smell like?

Some pretty thought provoking questions about the personality your Vagina has.We often give a Penis a personality.It seems more appropriate .It lives outside and seems to have a life of its own,but the Vagina?? I never thought about it! In fact what became painstakingly clear throughout the show was that alot of women dont think about it.Its almost like we have given it up as our own.Well it is our own.It belongs to us.Its part of us and not seperate from us! We bear children from it .Its quite extraordinary.Its beautiful and it too has feelings.
Anyway I have decided on this .
It would say "I am more than just a wet,dark hole to please you and you alone...Please be gentle....tease me.....and tell me you love me"

It would wear absolutely nothing! Its a nudist Vagina.

It smells like 4 seasons in one day.

When a 6 year old child was asked about her Vagina she responded .......it smells like snowflakes ,amd somewhere up there is a really really big brain! I love that ! the innocence and clarity of youth.
Coupled with a 70 year olds it would say "closed due to flooding " and her amazing nightmares of her and Burt reynolds being washed away in the flood of her desire and so therefore never allowing herself to open up sexually to another man again. Left me with some very poignant and bizarre images of what exactly our vaginas are.

It also occured to me that just as our personality and insights change so does what our vagina has to say.I am sure there was a time when my said " come on then!!!"
or maybe a time when it said " I love that you understand me so well!" or even a time when it said"fuck off,I am tired" Its all part of the mosaic of life