This is a bit tricky because there are some things people know and some that dont.....I will try to dazzle you with some real dingers!
MEN: I can safely say that I dont trust men at all.Not in the slightest.Not married not single,not bi-sexual,BUT I seem to be able to trust gay men........the ones that I fully take on as my friends and develop friendships with anyways.
MASKS AND COLOURED CONTACT LENSES:Get away from me if you have either of these.I am extremely phobic of both.I like to be able to look into your eyes.....your real eyes! or see your facial expression.I dont like it when Halloween comes around and everyone wears masks.It freaks me out! Not because they are scary and hideous looking ,purely because I cant see who you really are.......
RABBITS AND GUINEA PIGS:Not a great fan.I was glad when my rabbit died.She was the devil incarnate and ever since I have really steered clear,unless of course they are small babies and ever so cute and that I can hand thenm back and not have to deal with thier stinking hutches.Never really got guinea pigs either...would happily run one over or stick it with a couple of acupuncture needles.Tell me......what is thier purpose on this planet?? To make annoying squeaky noises and piss me off??? Doing a good job!
SEX:The best moment of sex is when its all done and dusted and the pumping and grinding is over and there is a profound state of relaxation.Noises are clearer and I love to just lie and listen to evrything around me.Breath,birds in trees,passing cars,the sounds of far off voices,the sound of the ocean.........
BEFORE I DIE: I want to fly in a hot air balloon,visit South America,and the maldives,Have a child,Fall in love and get married,have my own business,own a house by the beach,own a saab convertible,visit the dalai llama,learn the art of Tantra, travel with my children at a young age.
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Finally you got to post them! Im sorry it took so loooooong!
totally realate about the small rodenty thing.
for me, it's hamsters.
they're evil little buggers with sharp nasty teeth....
think i was traumatised by a hamster named fang (one guess why he was called fang...)
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