Starfish? Lion or Pig?

There are some things that go a long way to giving you something to think about.I was tolsd by my friensd the other dsay that I hasd given her some thought for her otherwise munsdane Frisday afternoon so heres some more! Enjoy...............
Oh ansd by the way as you xcan tell my keyboarsd is not yet fixesd!..........ands now that my sixck non-smoking boysfriend is on the mensd(poor sweety) I am now sixck.............blrppppppp.


DID YOU KNOW:
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> If you yelled for eight years, seven months, and six days, you would
> have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
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> (Hardly seems worth it.)
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> If you farted consistently for six years and nine months, enough gas
> is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
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> The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body
> to squirt blood 30 feet.
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> (O.M.G.!)
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> A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
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> (In my next life, I want to be a pig.)
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> A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to
> death.
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> (Creepy.)
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> (I'm still not over the pig.)
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> Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories a hour.
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> (Don't try this at home, maybe at work)
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> The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to
> its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
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> ("Honey, I'm home. What the....?!")
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> The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human
> jumping the length of a football field.
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> (Thirty minutes, lucky pig! Can you imagine?)
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> The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
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> (What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)
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> Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
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> (I still want to be a pig in my next life, quality over quantity.)
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> Butterflies taste with their feet.
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> The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
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> Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than
> left-handed people.
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> (If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)
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> Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
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> (Okay, so that would be a good thing.)
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> A cat's urine glows under a black light.
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> (I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)
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> An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
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> (I know some people like that.)
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> Starfish have no brains.
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> (I know some people like that too.)
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> Polar bears are left-handed.
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> (If they switch, they'll live a lot longer.)
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> Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
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> (What about that pig?)
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